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المشاركة الأصلية كتبت بواسطة ابو معمر الحجاج
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a popular motivational speaker was entertaining his audience.
he said : "the best years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman who wasn't my wife!" the audience was in silence and shock. The speaker added: "and that woman was my mother!"
laughter and applause.
a week later, a top manager trained by the motivational speaker tried to crack this very effective joke at home. He was a bit foggy after a drink. He said loudly to his wife who was preparing dinner, "the greatest years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman who was not my wife!"
the wife went; "ah!" with shock and rage. Standing there for 20 seconds trying to recall the second half of the joke, the manager finally blurted out "....and i can't remember who she was!"
by the time the manager regained his consciousness, he was on a hospital bed nursing burns from boiling water
moral of the story:
don't copy if you can't paste
لا تنسخ إذا ما تقدر تلصق !
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تسلم يا رب
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